Dear trusting adult,

You can safely read this very nice book aloud to your child.

There are absolutely no rude words on any page. I promise.*

Your Worthy Wordsmith, Stephen

*Note to kids:

Any POOr adult who reads this aloud will definitely say POO. I promise.

Your Grand POObah, Stephen.

This gross but clever book is perfect for reading aloud and guaranteed to deliver giggles.